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26Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 07, 2011 9:55 pm

Klokinator


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Lol I thought for a second hat Rob actually said that XD

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27Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 07, 2011 11:10 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Justin-looks-a-tad-confused-P-3-justin-bieber-9302351-406-410

28Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 08, 2011 2:07 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
Happy mother's day bros.

29Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 8:53 pm

Klokinator

Klokinator
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not enuff trolling in dis thred

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30Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 11:02 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
A little of info about me:

I'm Zakerot.

31Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 11:31 pm

Klokinator

Klokinator
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wotta umbass



/intentional mispelling

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32Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 3:57 am

Zakerot

Zakerot
I heard a voice... It was asking me to do something horrible. It wanted me to approach a woman with her child, it was a dream I'm sure of it, but it felt so real. That voice kept telling me to do it... I refused but my body started moving on its own. They were kinda far from me and I was moving slowly... as if I were stalking them... waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I was just meters away from them when the kid turned around and glanced at me with an evil smirk of his face. He talked to me even though he wasn't moving his mouth, it was like he was communicating with me telepathically, his voice was similar to the voice in my head. He asked me to do it... To do that horrible thing to him and his mother.

How could a child ask me to do such a horrible thing? I asked myself. I was stunned but nonetheless my body kept moving on its own. I could see a reflection of my self near a pond... I was using the most horrible outfit... the same outfit those horrible people wear to strike down their victims. I tried to keep control of my body but it kept moving on its own, each time I tried to struggle I was more and more closer to the woman and her child. At last I was behind her... I put my hand on her shoulder, she turned around with the most beautiful smile a woman could give. But I couldn't do anything to stop myself... I did something horrible... I gave the woman and her child... a dog balloon. I can't deny my destiny, I can't deny who I am... I've become the thing I hate the most... I've become... a clown!

33Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 3:07 pm

Mercenary Lord

Mercenary Lord
LOLOLOLOL!

I cant stop laighn, im tryong yo tyoe whul im layghin.

Okay, I'm better now.

Still, lol.

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34Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 11:53 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
And remember in this world:

There are winners... And there are losers...

Be jealous.

35Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 3:25 am

Primefusion

Primefusion
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Case 1

Case 2

Case 3

This guy is a fucking idiot. He obviously has never heard of a search bar and or Google or else he'd have found answers to all of these questions.

Not only that, he made a topic entitled "Please Help" (see case 2) which got promptly locked for it's stupidity. He then proceeded to make another topic "Please help I'm begging" (see case 3) which also got locked. Take. A. Hint.

I want to punch him.

36Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 2:58 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
WTF Klauk, Rob_Riv isn't a mod anymore. I wonder what happened?

37Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 3:20 pm

Mercenary Lord

Mercenary Lord
That guy reminds me of myself...a while back.

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38Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm

Jesse

Jesse
Uuuuummmmm...

Guys?
Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Federp10
^Derpface here could use a bit of help.

39Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 10:03 pm

Klokinator

Klokinator
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HE'S PERFECT. IF U NO WANT HIM ME WANT HIM.

NEED MOAR DERP CHARACTERS

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40Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 7:19 am

Jesse

Jesse
Go ahead. I was in the middle of making mugs for a GBA FE version of one of my Darkblade games when I got bored and decided to make that derpface for lulz.

41Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 6:26 pm

Zakerot

Zakerot
Best Pickup lines ever:

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you

Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!

I know milk does the body good....but damn....how much have you been drinking?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I asked you to have sex with me, would it be the same answer as the answer to this question?

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

People call me Zak, but you can call me Tonight!

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Bond....James Bond

42Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 6:34 pm

Jesse

Jesse
*shakes head in disapproval*

43Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 7:26 pm

Klokinator

Klokinator
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i liek teh last 1

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44Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Thu May 19, 2011 12:54 am

Primefusion

Primefusion
Admin
Silly Zak. *Agrees with Santa*

45Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Thu May 19, 2011 1:42 am

Zakerot

Zakerot
You'd probably get slapped or a kick to the groin if you use those lines.

Except for the last one. It never fails.

46Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 5:51 pm

Primefusion

Primefusion
Admin
KLOOOOOOKKK, you get internet yet bro? You said you were going to call Charter.

47Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:23 pm

Mercenary Lord

Mercenary Lord
The world's supposed to end 2morow.

Meh...Whatever.

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48Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:38 pm

Guest


Guest
@ Merc:
Klauk probably knows this too, but somewhere in the christian holy book it mentions in reference to the rapture, "No man shall know the day" or something like that... So saying the world will end tomorrow is BLASPHEMY on their part. ._.
In other words, they're wrong even if their book was right, so we get to lul at them. 8D

49Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:45 pm

Primefusion

Primefusion
Admin
^ I like this

50Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 8:12 pm

Mercenary Lord

Mercenary Lord
I couldnt care less either way, because I was told in a dream by my dead grandma that the world would be fine until science took its course.


The Lord is a creator, not an Annihilator.

And just to prove it, watch this vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnP88jJU1Yg&feature=pyv&ad=10081260347&kw=may%2021&gclid=CK6H8rLZ96gCFQjs7Qodo0xxSA

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51Spam Topic: Episode I - Page 2 Empty Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 21, 2011 8:11 pm

Klokinator

Klokinator
Admin
If that's a Rick Astley vid I'm gonna kill you... *clicks it*

Edit: On second thought Rick Astley would have been funnier than the actual vid. *rolls eyes*

I mean...

*rick rolls eyes*

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