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1 dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:02 am

Fuzz94

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This is still the mother fucking dis raps thread.



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2 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:11 am

GypsyGrifter

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Yoshi is a loser
and he is a... shmoozer.

Yo yo yo, he's a ho.
And he... likes the snow
Fo sho.

3 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:12 am

Mercenary Lord

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Yo dis be unfair
Yoshi dun care
It's hard to be bad
Yoshi's way too rad


Like seriously, yoshi is a god. You want us to be mean to a god? I'll play it safe, man

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4 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:12 am

Klokinator

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Yoshi you think you so righteous, you think you so cool
You took my artist from me that's the epitome of cruel
She wasn't here a week hell she wasn't here a day
I barely had her a minute then you took her out to play
Yeah your art it's all bomb and all that shit
But taking my artist ha that's the bottom barrel of wit
After all the love I gave you you treated me like shit
Fuck klokreations and your love, I quit.

*tear for the passed one*

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5 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:44 am

Fuzz94

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Yo
I know how you roll with LGBT
transgender residing in NYC
or somewhere in that region
all of the same to me, an enemy legion
Gotta protect the shores of jersey from you bennies
all of are worthless as stack of four shit covered pennies
Fat ass yoshi, all the food that's been around you is now inside you
Your only purpose in life is to sit around and wait for a fat plumber to come along and ride you
spittin dangerous flows, so Crimea River
this the kinda shit to make your bones shiver
Shittin on you yo, had a good source of fiber
now get on your PMs so you and Mew can cyber

*lol jk Yoshi i love you so much*

*also klok is that an Epic Rap Battles of History reference I smell?"

6 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:01 am

Klokinator

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What man, don't be ridiculous
All my rhymes are fresh as a cat's penifirous
Eat this, take back what's yours
As I slap you in the face I step out the door
I'm the king and god of this forum
Got bitches and hoes all up in my harem
Rap like a god and fuck like a dog
That my friend is the definition of a palindrome
But you're too dumb to know how I talk
Guess you better go let yourself get fucked by Rome.

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7 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:15 pm

Magix430

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Hey green dragon
You think you're so right
Play around with members
And kick 'em when they fight.

How'd'you like it when a fat old man
With a fat old ass and a fat old hat
Come sit on yo back and shit on yo ass
Ditch yo ass, make you fall, go splat

But it don matter how hard I try
You're a mod, part admin, part god
'f I insult you too hard, you're feelings m'be hurt
And you'll toss mah sorry ass into some deep sod.

So hurry up and fight back
You green piece of shit
Make us all feel proud of
A man like you, just commit.

8 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:47 pm

Yoshi

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Thanks friends! I liked Fuzz and Kloks the best so I shall pick on them now... *ahem*

Gettin torn apart by Fuzz and Klok
Sounds like a law-firm that likes sucking cock
A stupid nerd and a crazy Jew,
both their rhymes ain't worth poo
My name is Yoshi I'm the real king here
Out of the league of these two queer
Insult a god, this is how you pay
Enjoy my foot up your ass, cuz you both gay.





I'm so sorry.

Magix go or someshit I dunno how this works.


9 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:53 pm

Klokinator

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Haters gonna hate but they don't appreciate
That special way that I move when I masturbate
Rollin' on the floor squirmin' and hollerin'
Cumming so hard I think I need a Vicatin
Speaking of 'bating
And roller blading
Magix is a special boy who needs no training
Fapping with his teeth till the night goes red
Wearing a sock and rolling on the bed
He thinks he's cool but it's all in his head
Seeing that face it fills me with dread
What I saw that night, it made me blush red
Now excuse me, I need to take my meds

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10 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:00 pm

Yoshi

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Yo little Magix is just a young lad
Still getting potty trained on a wee wee pad
He's always saying meow like a cat
Wut da fuq is up wid dat
I wouldn't believe in Magix even if you paid
Hell I'd bet good money he'll never get laid







ilu

11 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:27 pm

Fuzz94

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Imma tell a story bout this kid named magix
First known fact, he gets no vagix
And his daddy thinks he might be a fagix
Shit when I spit flows, it might get tragic
Your purpose on the site is to make music
But the bars I disperse will take your frail body and bruise it
Can't stand to fuzz, klok, yoshi or even prime fusion
Your ultimate defeat will be the conclusion
And no matter what you say
I'll always think you're gay
Dudes squirt in you like a bidet
Is 430 the number of sucks you sucked today?
Even though sayin this will make a mother scoff
Run away with your mercenary boyfriend and top eachother off

12 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:28 pm

Mew

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Always talkin' 'bout his small physique
Magix, son, you lack technique.
Every time you speak it's like I'm talkin' to a freak.
He thinks he's unique but he's really just a tweak
We say we believe in Magix but we're really just lying
'Cause son, too hard you are trying
You with your drawings and your songs to delight us
The truth is: you don't excite us.


this certainly makes top 10 meanest things I've said to a person

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13 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:25 pm

Magix430

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I...have nothing to say
You all just blew me away
With all this advice
Maybe now I'll think twice
'Bout begging to be chosen
By a big ass lederhosen.

... Who wants up

14 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:47 pm

Mew

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Come at me, bros,
I know y'all are just hoes.
Can't beat this phat bitch with her art and her rhymes
Best be countin' your dimes
'Cause layin' insults on me's a crime
My dinosaur'll be at'cha before you can say "Stop!"
He'll take you to the brig where your ass'll go 'pop!'

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15 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:11 pm

Klokinator

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Know what I hear? A woman flapping her lips
Opening her mouth but not opening her hips
Thinking she's fly but she's got a lack of quips
If anything she needs a bunch of my tips
This rap is sexist
But she's from Texas
My facts aren't straight so I'mma drop this.

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16 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:49 pm

RomeAX

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Everyone step back, Imma 'bout to start
Mew is datin' a dinosaur, what the fuck is that?
You feel all cool 'cuz you a Yoshi ride
But I ride a Chocobo and it can even glide
Your art is good no one can deny
But your jokes are uh, don't wanna make ya cry
I think I'm done, this I don't wanna drag
But never forget y'all: OP is a fag!

Sorry Fuzz

17 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:43 pm

Yoshi

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Read my rap
It'll make you fap

Come at me bros? I ALREADY CAME.
Why, I've never met such a beautiful dame
Two sexy souls like ours have never been linked.
Gurl, yo fine ass will make this dino extinct.
I may be King, but you're my Queen
TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THIS SCENE.

I love this woman they all call "Mew"
IT'S WEIRD CAUSE EVERYONE DOES TOO.
MAY I REPEAT, THIS CHICK IS MINE
GET IT STRAIGHT OR I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR ASS. Er... behind.

Not to mention, the girl wants mah D
bee bee
Love always, your Yoshi <4

18 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:04 am

Klokinator

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I'll tell you what Yoshi thinks
He thinks we want Mew
But that's not the truth
Yoshi, we want YOU.

We wanna bite off a piece of that fine tail
We wanna rope you off, ride the oregon trail
We want you for your looks and your guile
We want you buddy so don't you be in denial.

Mostly, this is just my speculation
I want you to taste my ejaculation
I know, it's quite a revelation
It's still not as bad as a woman's mentruation.



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19 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:15 am

Fuzz94

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So this female steps out of her place she was trained
listen trick, youre about to get maimed
eatin yoshi's meat, so aint a vegetary
you call yourself mew, but youre far from legendary
Even though you're my bro yoshi's spouse
cook my dinner, and clean my house
But becareful with him, because you might get a vaginal rash
I'm spittin hot fire like you're boyfriend's final smash
So get your sewing kit because you got some wounds to be stichin
and when your done crawl your broken ass back into the kitchen


(BTW mew, write a rebuttal to one or all of these and then pick a new target)

20 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:02 am

Mew

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Rome's a bro but his world's in monochrome, he's finished rapping here and would rather sit at home.
Yoshi is my baby and he loves "Call Me Maybe," he's gorgeous and smart, next to him y'all are just a fart.
Klok, get your cock out of that lice-infested sock.
Fuzz94 can't get himself a whore, he's too much of a bore.

I'm pretty sure Klok and Fuzz are gay
Their rhymes swang the wrong way
Because anyone who doesn't love me
must be vagina free, making room in their asses for the D.

I wanted to pick the drama queen but you guys wouldn't let me do it
So let me get to it
and pick the Fuzz 'cause he's a truant.
Son made this thread, he needs to be subject to it

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21 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:12 am

Klokinator

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Don't know about you but I remember that day
That day when fuzz94 came my way
Crazy little midget with childhood trauma
Brags about ass cuz he's a fag who loves drama
His best friend died now he's sullen and weak
A lonely pedophile who's a closet geek
Drops his pants at the drop of a dime
Stick it in his ass once he'll beg for a second time

When he raps he's explicit and loud
Thinks cussing makes him exempt from the normal crowd
Thinks sticking out makes his crap smell okay
Just another sign he's into the gay
When he whips his head too quick to the right
Stones fall out his ass all night
Turns out he really ain't that bright
Forgoing condoms takes a special type of stupid
Time to call up Rome and play a special kind of cupid

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22 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:19 am

Mercenary Lord

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23 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:30 am

Klokinator

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Yoshi wrote a sweet verse so maybe I shall too.



I remember this day, this day back in June
Remembered something big something I had to do
Post an ad on Newgrounds get an artist for my game
The ad wasn't really that good in fact it was pretty lame
Some chick responded to my post said she'd give it a shot
Showed me her portfolio said "it's really all I got"
Now this art it was something cool and new
The artist was pretty good, her name was Mew

I worked on a game, called it Generic War
She made me title screens, a real art whore
I took a look once, I took a look more
Compared to her drawings mine were a real bore
She drew me a nazi said "His name's Klokler"
Orb in his hands he was more of a stalker
Put him ingame he was a real talker

She drew me a wyvern and said "It is good."
Seriously I think this bitch is from the artsy hood
Turns out she knew a thing or two bout dino's
Wasn't on my forum a month started dating an albino
Whitest cracker you ever saw yoshi had the biggest maw
Put her heart on perma-thaw moved in set down the MAN'S LAW

Now they're dating, said shit looks bright
The noises I sometimes hear in the night
They fuckin' gave me a fright
Made my skin turn bird shit white
But hell that's all right
Mew's my favorite artist and that's my right.

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24 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:34 am

Fuzz94

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Klok's kind side is duly noted.

Unfortunately Klok, ML and Mew are on my hitlist ATM. But now, I wait.
Pull up some porn, I might masturbate

25 Re: dis is still the raps thread on Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:11 am

Mercenary Lord

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Lol I probably deserve it. Be merciless.

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