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1 Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:40 pm

Primefusion

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Hello, and welcome to my run through of Pokemon HeartGold. This will be a mono-type challenge focusing on the water type.

What does that mean?
It means I can only use Water Pokemon in battle. The water Pokemon are allowed to have secondary types like Water-Psychic.
HM Slaves will be used as applicable.

So let's get this started.


Bitch, step aside. I got shit to do.


So I go and talk to some know-it-all snub and demand a Pokemon.



The water starter is the only one that makes sense. Herp.



Yes, they are magnificent.



Bitch, please. I've dropped more Pokemon than the hair you've lost to balding.



Oh ho ho, aren't you a punny one?



Um, ew, no. I guess you're just a disgusting old man just like the rest of them. Go away.



Oh ya, HeartGold has Caterpies instead of Weedles. Good. Fuck Poison Sting.



...When you look like a penis and the only move you know is Harden, you're going to be made fun of.



Fucking raeg.
Spoiler:




Then some wannabe tough guy gets up in my grill.



All that posturing and then he sends out some cute green thing with a leaf on its head. This schmoe is a poser.



Oh yes.



RED HAIR




And that's all for today. We'll see how often I return to this.

2 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:01 pm

Mercenary Lord

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I lol'd so bad.

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3 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:22 pm

Jesse

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I couldn't stop laughing. That was amazing. I demand MOAR!

4 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:36 pm

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Primefusion wrote:
All that posturing and then he sends out some cute green thing with a leaf on its head. This schmoe is a poser.

Carry on sir

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5 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:27 pm

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I said that that was all for today but I lied. So let's continue.

I leave town and that one bitch is waiting for me.



No shit.



Right. (Then I 2 shot is Rattata teehee).



Fuck no.



Gaiz, guise, I know who's gona win. The Pidgey.



Oh.


But here's what really impresses me.



Dark Cave is actually dark. Oh. My. God.



And so it begins. Fucking Zubats.



Oh, I'll surprise her alright. Stupid bitch.



So I was kinda worried when I came in here. Namely because:



All the trainers have Bellsprouts. Which are Grass type. This is a water monotype run.



But then I laughed. That's damage from 2 hits right there. What a joke.



Wait. You're telling me... he didn't know how to use his mouth before this?



Oh snap. They doubled in level.



I'm seriously laughing my ass off at this point. We each attacked once.



Fucking Weasley. More posturing.



It wouldn't have worked out any way. DemGuns is too adorable.



Colonel Sanders, is that you?



It would seem they've doing crack up here. Damn old bastards.


So I move on to the Violet City Gym. Home of Flying type Pokemon.
I thought that I might get a challenge here.




Nnnnnope.



You've been hanging around that damn Weasley again, haven't you?





Awwww snap.



Still at an illegal level. They'll get you yet, Falkner



Hey, I told you his guns were magnificent.



This isn't gonna be some yaoi thing, is it?



Oh, he just bought me breakfast is all. Okay.



Non-organic! For shame.

So ya. That takes you all through getting the first badge of Pokemon HeartGold. Until next time.

6 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:23 am

Jesse

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This is genuine entertainment right here. Better than the TV series by far. XDDD

7 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:03 am

Klokinator

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I'm going to be doing an LP of Pokemon black soon, but this is much funnier than anything I'll do XD

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8 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:00 pm

Primefusion

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Don't do Black/White. Those Pokemon designs are awful IMO.

Do any of the other ones instead. Platinum was actually really fun when I played it like a year ago.

9 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:05 pm

Klokinator

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I know they're awful. I played the first 5 minutes and that's exactly why I wanted to play it, because the story is awful XD

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10 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:14 pm

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Actually Black and White's story is the best in the franchise. Plus N is the best villain too.

But the pokemon design does suck.

11 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:37 pm

L95

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TBH, I really hate gen 4 in the design department. I OK with 5. But I still haven't warmed up to 4. : x

But yes, I do want to see this LP either way. hehe

12 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:35 pm

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I'm fine with most of the Diamond/Pearl designs now though there's a few that bug me still. Right now I refuse to play Black/White.


Continuing on!

I leave Violet City and talk to some dude who gives me a machine. A Hidden Machine. I'm to go back in time and become-- Oh wait.



MOTHERFUCKING FISTS OF FURY.




But I sprained my ass.





Motherfucker I told you people not to get in my way.




Still pushovers.




Oh no! An Electric type! (Then I two-shot it while it could only Growl at me teehee)




Bitch, do I look like I give a damn? Battle me.




Pokemon HeartGold and Soulsilver: The Stalker Chronicles.



I hate Fridays.




This isn't gonna turn into one of those pedophile things is it?




I think it might.




So, I ended catching a Magikarp using the Old Fishing Rod the pedo gave me.


And I also caught a Tentacool.




Bitches love them.





It even knows Constrict. They weren't being very subtle with this reference were they?




Why the fuck do I always get poisoned.





Wait. Weren't we.... Oh that's right. THIS IS A WATER TYPE RUN.




For fuck's sake. NO.





FOR GOOD REASON.


And that concludes today's run through. Next time we'll begin with Union Cave.



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13 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:40 pm

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...keep going, please. Or, better yet, just do a full LP and put it on the Klokreations Channel.

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14 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:38 am

Jesse

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I kinda wish I had been taking screenshots when I began playing PKMN Emerald this morning and I could do something like this. The most odd glitch happened. I began with a Treeko, and so did May, though she should have had a Torchic, the weakness of Treeko. This glitch still confuses me.

And the next person to stick up for PKMN B/W will be destroyed. That is the reason that I care very little for Pokemon anymore.

15 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:01 am

Primefusion

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<img src=" longdesc="64" /> wrote: just do a full LP and put it on the Klokreations Channel.
I'm not to keen on having to talk the entire time. I'd become pretty dull pretty quick (I don't actually crack too many jokes in person). The advantage of a text and image based LP is that I can pick and choose what to comment on. Not only that, but reading through these little entries takes less time than watching a video and you always get to see highlights rather than watching some boring stuff and sometimes some good stuff.

And the next person to stick up for PKMN B/W will be destroyed. That is the reason that I care very little for Pokemon anymore.
From what I read B/W has a decent enough story. It's just that the Pokemon designs are so awful the story is kind of a moot point. Just be like me and play Gen 4 and lower.

16 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:04 pm

Jesse

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I usually only play Gen 3 and lower, but that's partially because all of our Gen 4 games belong to my siblings XD

17 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:47 pm

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Pokemon Black and white was stupid. They don't have a fuckin' Pikachu. The firstr time I played I was like "What the hell is this!? There's no fuckin' Pikachu!!!!" They lost a lover of pokemon because of black and white. Plus, like Prime said. The pokemon designs did suck. I've laughed my ass so much through this walkthrough, Prime.

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18 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:31 pm

Jesse

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They lost many PKMN lovers, Paran.

19 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:22 pm

Primefusion

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Continuing on!

I caught a Wooper for kicks:



Only Jill knows. BFFs know everything.



This is my fuck off and give me exp look. It's my normal look.



Shit the cops are here! Scram!



Hentai learned Acid which is pretty cool.



Oh, looks like this one's an experienced user. Built up a tolerance.



He's shakin' in his boots. GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS.



Don't mind the dead bodies. I didn't know you were coming!



Smooth as a baby's bottom.



I caught a Sandshrew because I need an HM slave.

For those who don't know what HM's are (Read: Klok) they're Hidden Moves.
Basically they're the field moves of the game. You need them to progress past
certain areas. HM slaves are Pokemon who can learn a lot of HMs and their only
purpose is field use.



Aw snap



Awwww yeah



Uh... Look I know we're friends and all but...



No.



Good.


And that concludes this session.

20 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:38 pm

Klokinator

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yay footnote to me

still dont get it

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21 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:52 pm

Jesse

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I'll look at this more when I'm at home and can view pictures.

22 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:46 pm

Parantheon

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This is so frickin' hilarious, Prime. You sent the climber guy off to his doom.

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23 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:10 pm

Primefusion

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Alright, next segment.


That egg I got for dinner earlier decided to hatch.



So much for a meal...



Anyway.



They left because you're a disgusting old man like the 5 or 6 I've met so far.



And so we are introduced to the main villains of the game: Team Rocket.
They do terrible, awful things like take candy from toddlers and draw mustaches on paintings.



This is their base of operations in the area. A well. The IQ of their member base is readily apparent.



Spouting some nonsense about 4 scores and going uphill both ways I'm sure.



Tasty. Any Pokemon that isn't Flying or Poison type will be poisoned upon coming into battle after Hentai lays Toxic Spikes down.

Too bad most of these Team Rocket folk use Poison types...



Well I'm gonna wreck you one way or another so just heed my advice right now:
Go fuck yourself.



An angsty, mute 12 year old who enjoys wrecking bitches in his spare time.



Making the "scariest" Team Rocket boss the lowest leveled out of all of them kind of takes away the fear factor.... GG.



Red. A motherfucking legend. (Yes that person's name is indeed a color)



WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE AND SHARING PHONE NUMBERS.


24 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:04 pm

Ephraim225

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best autograph ever.

25 Re: Prime's Monotype run of Pokemon on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:51 pm

Jesse

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HI

I just met you
And this is crazy
Here's my grandpa's number
So call him maybe

XDDD

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