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26 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 07, 2011 9:55 pm

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Lol I thought for a second hat Rob actually said that XD

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27 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 07, 2011 11:10 pm

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28 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 08, 2011 2:07 pm

Zakerot

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Happy mother's day bros.

29 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 8:53 pm

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not enuff trolling in dis thred

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30 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 11:02 pm

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A little of info about me:

I'm Zakerot.

31 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sun May 15, 2011 11:31 pm

Klokinator

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wotta umbass



/intentional mispelling

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32 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 3:57 am

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I heard a voice... It was asking me to do something horrible. It wanted me to approach a woman with her child, it was a dream I'm sure of it, but it felt so real. That voice kept telling me to do it... I refused but my body started moving on its own. They were kinda far from me and I was moving slowly... as if I were stalking them... waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I was just meters away from them when the kid turned around and glanced at me with an evil smirk of his face. He talked to me even though he wasn't moving his mouth, it was like he was communicating with me telepathically, his voice was similar to the voice in my head. He asked me to do it... To do that horrible thing to him and his mother.

How could a child ask me to do such a horrible thing? I asked myself. I was stunned but nonetheless my body kept moving on its own. I could see a reflection of my self near a pond... I was using the most horrible outfit... the same outfit those horrible people wear to strike down their victims. I tried to keep control of my body but it kept moving on its own, each time I tried to struggle I was more and more closer to the woman and her child. At last I was behind her... I put my hand on her shoulder, she turned around with the most beautiful smile a woman could give. But I couldn't do anything to stop myself... I did something horrible... I gave the woman and her child... a dog balloon. I can't deny my destiny, I can't deny who I am... I've become the thing I hate the most... I've become... a clown!

33 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 3:07 pm

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LOLOLOLOL!

I cant stop laighn, im tryong yo tyoe whul im layghin.

Okay, I'm better now.

Still, lol.

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34 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Mon May 16, 2011 11:53 pm

Zakerot

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And remember in this world:

There are winners... And there are losers...

Be jealous.

35 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 3:25 am

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Case 1

Case 2

Case 3

This guy is a fucking idiot. He obviously has never heard of a search bar and or Google or else he'd have found answers to all of these questions.

Not only that, he made a topic entitled "Please Help" (see case 2) which got promptly locked for it's stupidity. He then proceeded to make another topic "Please help I'm begging" (see case 3) which also got locked. Take. A. Hint.

I want to punch him.

36 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 2:58 pm

Zakerot

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WTF Klauk, Rob_Riv isn't a mod anymore. I wonder what happened?

37 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 3:20 pm

Mercenary Lord

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That guy reminds me of myself...a while back.

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38 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm

Jesse

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Uuuuummmmm...

Guys?

^Derpface here could use a bit of help.

39 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Tue May 17, 2011 10:03 pm

Klokinator

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HE'S PERFECT. IF U NO WANT HIM ME WANT HIM.

NEED MOAR DERP CHARACTERS

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40 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 7:19 am

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Go ahead. I was in the middle of making mugs for a GBA FE version of one of my Darkblade games when I got bored and decided to make that derpface for lulz.

41 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 6:26 pm

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Best Pickup lines ever:

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you

Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!

I know milk does the body good....but damn....how much have you been drinking?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I asked you to have sex with me, would it be the same answer as the answer to this question?

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

People call me Zak, but you can call me Tonight!

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Bond....James Bond

42 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 6:34 pm

Jesse

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*shakes head in disapproval*

43 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Wed May 18, 2011 7:26 pm

Klokinator

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i liek teh last 1

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44 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Thu May 19, 2011 12:54 am

Primefusion

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Silly Zak. *Agrees with Santa*

45 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Thu May 19, 2011 1:42 am

Zakerot

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You'd probably get slapped or a kick to the groin if you use those lines.

Except for the last one. It never fails.

46 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 5:51 pm

Primefusion

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KLOOOOOOKKK, you get internet yet bro? You said you were going to call Charter.

47 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:23 pm

Mercenary Lord

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The world's supposed to end 2morow.

Meh...Whatever.

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48 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:38 pm

Guest


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@ Merc:
Klauk probably knows this too, but somewhere in the christian holy book it mentions in reference to the rapture, "No man shall know the day" or something like that... So saying the world will end tomorrow is BLASPHEMY on their part. ._.
In other words, they're wrong even if their book was right, so we get to lul at them. 8D

49 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 7:45 pm

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^ I like this

50 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Fri May 20, 2011 8:12 pm

Mercenary Lord

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I couldnt care less either way, because I was told in a dream by my dead grandma that the world would be fine until science took its course.


The Lord is a creator, not an Annihilator.

And just to prove it, watch this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnP88jJU1Yg&feature=pyv&ad=10081260347&kw=may%2021&gclid=CK6H8rLZ96gCFQjs7Qodo0xxSA

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51 Re: Spam Topic: Episode I on Sat May 21, 2011 8:11 pm

Klokinator

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If that's a Rick Astley vid I'm gonna kill you... *clicks it*

Edit: On second thought Rick Astley would have been funnier than the actual vid. *rolls eyes*

I mean...

*rick rolls eyes*

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