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1 Awesome chatbox quotes on Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:07 am

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Since they can be faked, you have to make sure you use screenshots, not copy pastes Very Happy




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2 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:18 pm

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Not really out of context, just funneh.

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3 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 pm

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4 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:45 am

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5 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:53 am

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Twins can't marry each other, broski.

6 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:52 am

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I think you're missing the bigger absurdity of the whole goddamn sentence.

>Me, the responsible one.

>Custody battle, implying you're Yoshi and I's lovechild
>Yet somehow this translates into me marrying you
>????

Too many erroneous errors of irony.

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7 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:40 pm

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I'm a hero.


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8 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:29 pm

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Well, Klok, now you've brought up the larger issue of you trying to marry your own child. Not only that, this child is actually older than both parents Neutral

9 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:30 pm

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THE MINDFUCK CONTINUES

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10 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:34 pm

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Did someone say "mind****?"

Here's a story I heard from Dr. Kaku. It has nothing to do with anything, and I'm sure the solution is obvious about halfway through, but what if...

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The year is 1945. A stranger emerges from the darkness carrying a baby girl that he leaves at an orphanage. Well, the nuns find this baby girl, they don’t know where this baby girl came from, so the nuns call her… Jane. So Jane grows up at the orphanage wondering, “Who is my mother? Who is my father?”

When Jane is seventeen years old, she’s a beautiful young woman and finally has her first boyfriend. A drifter comes drifting into her life, but it just wasn’t meant to be. They quarrel. She argues with her boyfriend. It’s a very sad story. First, she finds out that she’s pregnant. Her boyfriend has left her. She’s abandoned and pregnant. She’s rushed to the hospital 9 months later and she delivers a beautiful baby girl. But somehow, somebody breaks into the hospital that night, kidnaps Jane’s baby girl, and vanishes into the darkness.

Wait, it gets worse. Jane is bleeding very rapidly and death becomes a real possibility. The doctors must perform an experimental emergency operation. They have to change Jane into Jim.

Well, Jim wakes up the next day with a huge headache and he’s told the bad news. First, the boyfriend left her pregnant, somebody stole her baby, and now she’s not even Jane anymore! She’s… Jim??

So Jim grows up to become a bar room drunk. Every time someone asks, “Who are you, Jim? Where’d you come from? Who’s your mother or father?” He just didn’t know.

Finally Jim one day is once again stone drunk at the floor of the bar right after a bar fight. The bartender comes up to him and says, “Jim! Jim! Wake up! Hey, guess what? You see, I’m not really a bartender. I’m actually a time traveler. Let’s step into my machine and see who is this Jim/Jane.”

So they go back into the past. Poor Jim, he doesn’t know where he is in the past. However, he meets this beautiful seventeen year old girl and it’s love at first sight. But it just wasn’t meant to be. They quarrel. Then Jim finds out that his girlfriend is pregnant. Jim says to himself, “Holy crap. History is repeating itself! This happened to be me! Well I’m going to make sure that my baby gets the best education possible.”

That night, nine months later, Jim goes to the hospital, breaks open the window, and kidnaps his own precious baby girl. Then Jim, holding his baby girl, goes back into the time machine back, waay back into the past until it’s 1945. It’s a dark and stormy night. Jim comes in from the darkness carrying his precious baby daughter and drops her off at an orphanage.

Well, the nuns don’t know what to do with this baby girl the next day so they just decide to call her Jane. And Jane grows up wondering, “Who is my mother? Who is my father?”

Anyways, Jim finally gets it together. Well, I don’t want to be a drunk for the rest of my life. So Jim decides to join the TTC, or Time Travelers’ Corps. So Jim has many wondrous exploits in the annals of time.

Now Jim is an old man. He thinks to himself, “I’ve had a good long life. But I want to give myself one final mission. For my last mission, I’m going to go back in time, put on a wig, and impersonate a bartender. To meet a certain bar room drunk who just got into a fistfight because someone said, “Who are you Jim? Who’s your mother? Who’s your father?”

11 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:37 pm

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Fuck off Kay, that was too awesome xD

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12 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:36 pm

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And so Jim finds out everyone he knows in life is actually just him.

13 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:20 pm

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I can't believe you wished me in.

14 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:35 pm

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The truth unravels, and a man finds himself under suspicion...

Also, the whole talking in chat and THEN entering chat.

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15 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:38 pm

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Apparently you can't hold back the power of Pedobear...
And I was serious lol, about the iodine...

16 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:36 pm

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17 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:38 pm

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Klok, you're so awesome. How do you even do this?


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18 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:44 pm

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I guess it's just magic.



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19 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:00 pm

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20 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:14 am

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21 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:47 am

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... ASS

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22 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:02 pm

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I just wonder what this post will look like if you don't know the context of the chat?

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23 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:39 pm

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Also

24 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:39 am

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IDK my BFF Jill

25 Re: Awesome chatbox quotes on Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:41 am

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Klokinator wrote:I just wonder what this post will look like if you don't know the context of the chat?


Makes me seriously wonder if Yoshi might be terra the Terra.

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