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1 Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:46 pm

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I ask because I saw some guy in his mid-20s crap himself while standing at a bar in a restaurant that I was in. It got all over his shoes and everything, I could smell it from my table--the waiters had to escort him to the bathroom and keep everyone out while he cleaned himself up.

Anybody have any similar experiences? I had a pretty close call a bit back, but I was able to find a restroom just in time.

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2 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:52 pm

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Actually, yes.

I know what you're thinking. How could a mature man like myself, shit in public? I'll tell you, it was the worst moment of my life.

It was third grade. my teacher, Dr. Nigre brought in his wife's homemade brownies.

Kelvin was tickling my stomach, during recess, and I dunno, it just, spewed out.

It was all watery 'n shit, and it got on kelvin's shoe lace. There was like, chunks of peanuts in it, (The brownies had peanuts in it), and smelled like a rodent died on old cabbage.

Let's just say, I never went back to that school.

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3 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:02 pm

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>Sees overexaggerated ML post
>Leaves thread

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4 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:18 pm

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As usual, Klok nailed it.

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5 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:33 pm

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[I nailed it just like I'm about to nail your FACE.

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6 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:43 pm

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*gets the message, stops responding*

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7 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:11 pm

Jesse

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*Meanwhile, Jesse sits in the background laughing his arse off*

8 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:26 pm

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But really, ML, that sounds fucking embarrassing. How did you ever live that one down? W...why is Magix still friends with you?

And on-topic, anyone else have a story? Don't be shy now, this is group poop talk

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9 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:29 pm

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I have a few more if no one else posts.

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10 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:32 pm

Jesse

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well

...well...

does sharting count? kinda half shit and half fart, if you get what I mean. its sort of a problem Ive struggled with. sometimes it falls down my pant legs into my socks and then it really starts to smell.

one time, when I was younger, I was sitting on the floor in a circle and let out one of my sharts. I also happened to have terrible diarrhea at the time, so that time it actually went straight through the back of my pants onto the carpet....I lied and said I let chocolate melt in my pocket...good times.

11 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:34 pm

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I lied and said I let chocolate melt in my pocket

I would have done the same thing.

That poor, shit-stained rug..

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12 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:37 pm

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Okay, I have a good one.

When I was 11, I was doing this experiment by seeing how far I could stick my finger up my butthole.

I must have hit something, and I released my bowels all over the tabletop.

Let's just say I never went back to that school.

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13 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:49 pm

Klokinator

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>ML fingering a butthole


I will abuse these gifs.

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14 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:59 pm

Mercenary Lord

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Yes Klok, buttrape those poor gifs. MUAHAHAHAHAHA...

I liek turtles.

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15 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:06 pm

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You sure are trying to hard to stop the crappy spam.

16 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:09 pm

Klokinator

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I'm fucking clever right.


But really I'm just trying to make up for the fact that I have no fun shit stories. Maybe I should shit in public intentionally

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17 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:07 pm

Yoshi

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I sift my shit and look for corn.


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18 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:47 pm

Klokinator

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GOOD NEWS. I DID IT!

So I went to the super market the other day to get my grandma some prune juice.

I went into the dairy aisle, pulled down my pants, and squatted right in the middle of the aisle!

It wasn't really coming out at first, but I was really pushing it.

One of the workers saw me and was like "What the fuck!?" and ran away! lolol

I managed to let out some the size of a peanut before I was escorted out of the store.

...I didn't even get the juice. Sad

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19 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:35 pm

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I wonder if that was caught on video...

*devious thoughts*
*gets shot*
*dies*

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20 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:15 am

Yoshi

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I would've chose to shit in the corn and produce section.


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21 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:33 am

Klokinator

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Gonna be honest here: I thought of you, Yoshi, sifting through my shit as I bent over, squeezing that little peanut out, because I just had corn the night before.

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22 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:45 am

Yoshi

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I would have liked that.


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23 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:49 am

Klokinator

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Y...you're serious?


Shoot me a PM if you're not just joking like always

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24 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:30 am

Resource Dragon


WHAT.

25 Re: Ever shit yourself in public? on Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:32 am

Resource Dragon


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