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1 Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:07 pm

Mercenary Lord

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Well guys, I don't have anything to give any of you, and my art skills aren't up to par with Marik's, my music isn't much good, and my games aren't that great.

Barring that, I decided to write a short story about our online characters meeting in a 'real life' forum (in this case, Klok's Kastle, since he is the lord, right?).

Enjoy!


Klokmas Eve

Mercenary Lord walked up the stone steps of Klokinator's Kastle. Cold air surrounded him, chilling him to the core. He knocked twice.

"Hello? Klok?"

The door opened, letting that obnoxious noises from within out into the cold.

"COME IN!" Klokinator was in one of his trolling moods, hurling everything in reach at everyone else. Mercenary Lord spotted Jesse hiding in the corner. Primefusion stood at the insanely long table's head, screaming at Klokinator to get off the table, Parantheon in his hands. Marik was sketching in one seat, a mass of food in front of him.

Klokinator spotted Mercenary Lord, his second favorite trolling target, and leapt off the table, barreling towards him. "MERC!"

Mercenary Lord glared at Klokinator. "Hi." He grumbled.

Just in time, Klokinator's trolling mood wore off, and he screeched to a halt, dropping an unconscious Parantheon to the floor.
"Hey, Merc! Glad you could make it. Come in, come in! Have a drink."

"No."

"Right, I forgot you're a kid. Come in anyway, it's cold out."

As he entered, Mercenary Lord noticed Charlotte in the corner, looking skeptically at Klokinator's ruined grand dining hall. She nodded once at him, then returned to glaring.

"So!" Klokinator shouted, "What's up?"

Mercenary Lord's mood abruptly changed. "Oh, it's fine! Absolutely great!"

Klokinator glanced at him. "What? What's fine"

"NO IDEA!"

Klokinator's eyes began to blaze. "Is...is it..."

"YES" Mercenary Lord screamed.

Klokinator exploded. "YES! IT'S TROOOOOOOOOOOOLLIN' TIME! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And they were off, ripping through the room, and smashing in too everyone.

"Hey guy's, sorry I'm lat-gughargh!" Zakerot, snatched up by Klokinator, proceeded to throw him to Mercenary lord and back again. "YES! YES! TROOOOOOOLL!" They screamed.

"THAT'S IT! STOP NOOOOOOOW!" Primefusion sprinted to one side of the room, joined by Charlotte and Darkblade, Marik close behind.

Klokinator jumped to the other, followed by Mercenary Lord and Zakerot. Parantheon limped over to join them.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS?" Yoshi walked out of the bathroom, a fleck of toilet paper clinging to his hand.

"It's a battle for order, Yoshi!" Prime was staring menacingly at Klokinator. "Help us fight the Trolls!"

Yoshi scoffed. "Fck that shit! I'm a Troll, through and through!" HE dashed over to Klokinator. "LET'S SMASH THESE BASTARDS!"

The Trolls cheered. "YES! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOL!

The two teams squared off, snarling and growling.

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!" Klokinator screamed, sprinting toward Primefusion, starting the battle.










The Trolls Won.

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2 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:11 pm

Klokinator

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This is more random than stuff I wrote when I was 13, and that says a lot.

Cracked me up though xDD

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3 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:14 pm

Mercenary Lord

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That was my goal. It wasn't supposed to be serious.

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4 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:18 pm

Klokinator

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Troll successful.

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5 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:46 pm

Mercenary Lord

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Exactly.

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6 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:14 pm

Primefusion

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7 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:24 pm

Mercenary Lord

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MY Christmas present to you all.

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8 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:32 am

Yoshi

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I'm the badass of this story.


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9 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:06 am

Mercenary Lord

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You are.

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10 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:00 am

Primefusion

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Yoshi is the badass of every story, even the ones he isn't in.

11 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:10 am

Mercenary Lord

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Naturally.

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12 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Parantheon

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Yoshi is second only to God, and even then they are about even.

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13 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:35 pm

Zakerot

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Lol wtf Merc.

Also, Yoshi exists.

14 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:52 am

Mercenary Lord

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YOAR WELCOME!

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15 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:18 pm

Klokinator

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Yoshi is way better than god, he can play celine dion songs on the piano!

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16 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:45 pm

Parantheon

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Holy shit. That's impressive.

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17 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:32 pm

Zakerot

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Parantheon wrote:Holy shit. That's impressive.

18 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:34 pm

Yoshi

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All this praise and it's not even breakfast yet!


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19 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:13 pm

Magix430

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And then Magix430 fell down the stairs, crashed into the trolls and died. No funeral was held and he was buried next to a dead frog.

THE END

20 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:52 pm

Mercenary Lord

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No. You weren't here to be in the story.

Maybe next year.

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21 Re: Have a happy holiday/days. on Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:41 pm

Jesse

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